How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

Honey, look where the pantyhose are torn — put your dick up faster

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

Honey, invite a friend over for a sleepover more often — love the booty of your choice

I've seen you rubbing between your legs in the bathroom, do it with your dick

Honey, can't you fit your dick in your pants? That's okay, I can fit in my pants

I told her to suck my dick and she went straight for it. I like a good understanding

You don't want to fuck me — I'll rub it on my cock and swallow it till I cry at least

She fucked a guy right on the doorstep — it's obvious that she didn't cheat

You didn't fuck up your vacation if you fucked a pretty girl like that with your dick

Two cream puffs, a face cramp, and that's in 20 minutes! Can you do it again?

Oh, mine's not wearing panties, I get the hint, she's gonna have sex and a cumshot

I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna lick it off - along with the camshot

I was going to lick it a little before I fucked you, but I got carried away

Why should I watch her masturbate? I'm gonna go over there and fuck her

Honey, you've already licked me and caressed me